I would drink more booze on a typical Friday night in 2011 than I drank throughout the entire year of 2021. Progress! I’ll toke to that.
First of all, let me start by wishing you all a very merrie solstice. May all your feasting and orgying this holiday season satisfy the gut and the heart, and may the birth of a new sun usher in a year of happiness and prosperity for you and yours. As my gift to you, it is my pleasure to announce that the long-awaited malmiracle of Antinature has arrived at long last. The literary creature growing inside me has finally undergone the first of many moltings. It now has four new chapters it didn’t have before, and a slightly different cover. It’s been uploaded to this site now, available from the usual download page. I double-dog dare ya to click on that cover.