SIGHTS

Poetry In Ink

On a completely unrelated note, methinks tattoos do indeed make excellent conversation starters. As long as it’s one that’s unique to the individual, and not something generic and unoriginal like a rose on your butt.


SMELLS

The Pre-Shower Bong Rip, Episode CLXXVIII

One of the lightbulbs serendipitously burned out the second I bent down to pick up my tube of facial shampoo, which I accidentally dropped on the floor next to the drain moments earlier. It gave the whole experience that film noir vibe to it.

Like this, only nicer.

TASTE

This Site Is Currently Molting

The other day I noticed by accident that there are an astounding number of images floating around the Internet that depict Homer Simpson posing as the Buddha. So I decided to go with that as the new visual motif for this site. Until I come up with something better. Or until I get bored with it and decide to change it just for the sake of changing it. Or until I get some nasty-ass letter from Matt Groening’s lawyer. Whichever comes first.

…and my personal favourite…

Also available as a rolling tray. Apparently.