On a completely unrelated note, methinks tattoos do indeed make excellent conversation starters. As long as it’s one that’s unique to the individual, and not something generic and unoriginal like a rose on your butt.

On a completely unrelated note, methinks tattoos do indeed make excellent conversation starters. As long as it’s one that’s unique to the individual, and not something generic and unoriginal like a rose on your butt.
One of the lightbulbs serendipitously burned out the second I bent down to pick up my tube of facial shampoo, which I accidentally dropped on the floor next to the drain moments earlier. It gave the whole experience that film noir vibe to it.
The other day I noticed by accident that there are an astounding number of images floating around the Internet that depict Homer Simpson posing as the Buddha. So I decided to go with that as the new visual motif for this site. Until I come up with something better. Or until I get bored with it and decide to change it just for the sake of changing it. Or until I get some nasty-ass letter from Matt Groening’s lawyer. Whichever comes first.
…and my personal favourite…