The Zen of SILVER BROWN

Autumn Pagan Rituals For The Whole Family

Every October for the last four years (time and the availability of a suitable location permitting), I have taken to constructing a makeshift effigy of myself for the purposes of offering it as an erotic sacrifice to the dying sun. Raw materials used to build the wicker man include three or four long thin pieces of wood to form the skeleton and plenty of dry foliage to stuff it with, and several items of clothing I own that have since become unwearable on account of being threadbare or having gaping holes in the crotch or what have you. The whole thing is held together with twine. A small log of rotting wood typically serves as the effigy’s head, preferably a log in such a state of decomposition that one can easily bore a hole in it without any special tools, but not so rotten that it falls apart the second you try to mount it on the effigy. This year I was unable to find such a log, so I had to improvise a bit…


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Part of the tradition of building one of these wicker men is the inclusion of a handwritten list of everything you would like to lose in the coming year, which gets burned along with the effigy. This year I killed two birds with one stone and wrote my list directly on the effigy’s head. You can make out the words “WHATEVER CAUSES WRITER’S BLOCK” in this next picture if you tilt your head just right…


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After dousing the whole thing in booze (this year’s poison: Bacardi), the magick happens with one flick of the Bic. It’s always a hoot to see what kind of eldritch ghouls manifest in the flames. Here’s the Grim Reaper peering out from the effigy’s innards…


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Several ghouls can be seen in this next shot, if you know where to look. Methinks the prominent one on the bottom right bears an uncanny resemblance to the late great musician Nash the Slash. If you haven’t the foggiest who that is on account of the fact that you’re non-Canadian and/or millennial (or simply because you’re among the untold millions who wouldn’t know good music if it came out and bit ’em on the arse), you know what Google’s for.


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The smoke had a distinct fruity smell to it. I’m not sure if that was because of the Bacardi or because of the discarded exoskeleton of last year’s soul, but the way it hit my nostrils definitely killed something in me. Something I needed to have killed. I found myself spiritually naked. Naked is good. Always. Walking around in the nude is most certainly liberating.


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The Soundtrack of SILVER BROWN

Pure Sonic Halloween

This is actually my first blog post in years. I’ve molted a few karmic exoskeletons since I wrote my last one, so it’s difficult to say for sure if the same me that’s currently tapping on Black Betty’s keys is the same one that wrote that last blog post on Lucille three years ago (the laptop I had between Black Betty and Lucille had been christened Matilda; she suddenly retired to the great network in the sky on the first freaking day of classes this year after only two years of service, may she rest in peace). At any rate, it’s a beautiful thing to be standing naked before the world again.

Now that we’ve gotten that one out of the way, I shall help myself to one lousy mindless fanboy moment and proclaim from the rooftops that nothing says Halloween to me like the musical stylings of Diamanda Galás. What this woman does with her voice is nothing short of incredible. You can actually feel the demons she’s summoning rising from the ninth circle from hell to fiddle about with your soul like wicked Uncle Ernie…